Verse 1: Corbs Going on a date with a real big weirdo Snuck up on her in my crocs, incrocnito She told me on the vox that she love me though Then said she recognized me from vevo She was wrong, but that's on the d-low I noticed she glanced at a blanket in the tunnel Then she started drinking diet root beer from a funnel Bread and bu*ter in her pocket and she got a long beard Man this girl is really freakin' weird Said she hasn't seen the sun in over 3 years Then she pulled a dead rat out of a can of beer And she said here, i got this for you I threw it on ground, and I said ew That offended her, she hit me with a shoe I said, focus, are we going out or not? Only question she got is if the wings are boneless This is hopeless, didn't notice her profile was bogus I'm scared, thoughts running through my head as I realize she's eating a locust Chorus: Shields (2 Cainz/Young Chub)
This girl drives, she drives She drives me insane I can't date her I can't stand her This is the This is the This the worst date Worst date of my life No girls in my life Verse 2: Shields (2 Cainz/Young Chub) Went on a date with this girl She was kinda weird Went home with her Her mom had a beard Tried to ignore it But I knew that what was to happen in the future I knew I had to ditch her She smelled like a trash can I wasn't about to be a goon She was kinda crazy I was scared for a full moon I moved to a different state And she showed up later She threatened me said I had to date her I said I got a pilla and I'm not afraid to use it I knew her weakness It was cool whip I threw it on her She disintegrated I'm scared of girls now Can't go on dates And I'm also scared of shakes (Chorus)