Verse 1: Corbs
Going on a date with a real big weirdo
Snuck up on her in my crocs, incrocnito
She told me on the vox that she love me though
Then said she recognized me from vevo
She was wrong, but that's on the d-low
I noticed she glanced at a blanket in the tunnel
Then she started drinking diet root beer from a funnel
Bread and bu*ter in her pocket and she got a long beard
Man this girl is really freakin' weird
Said she hasn't seen the sun in over 3 years
Then she pulled a dead rat out of a can of beer
And she said here, i got this for you
I threw it on ground, and I said ew
That offended her, she hit me with a shoe
I said, focus, are we going out or not?
Only question she got is if the wings are boneless
This is hopeless, didn't notice her profile was bogus
I'm scared, thoughts running through my head as I realize she's eating a locust
Chorus: Shields (2 Cainz/Young Chub)
This girl drives, she drives
She drives me insane
I can't date her
I can't stand her
This is the
This is the
This the worst date
Worst date of my life
No girls in my life
Verse 2: Shields (2 Cainz/Young Chub)
Went on a date with this girl
She was kinda weird
Went home with her
Her mom had a beard
Tried to ignore it
But I knew that what was to happen in the future
I knew I had to ditch her
She smelled like a trash can
I wasn't about to be a goon
She was kinda crazy
I was scared for a full moon
I moved to a different state
And she showed up later
She threatened me said I had to date her
I said I got a pilla and I'm not afraid to use it
I knew her weakness
It was cool whip
I threw it on her
She disintegrated
I'm scared of girls now
Can't go on dates
And I'm also scared of shakes
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