Verse 1: Corbs
Corban's girls is run by dude who lives in his own world
Can't get a girl for himself so he talks to ones I mention and tries to steal ‘em, black pearl
Captain Shields Sparrow dedicates hours to over an*lyzing my opposite gender interactions
I've been accused wrongly, i'm not overreacting, homie, girl, calm down, I'm just rapping
And yeah I talk to girls, say “hey”, but hanging out is not a freakin' date, that's just grace
And I'm an extrovert “type is not an excuse”
Well if there's another season I'm tyin' my own noose
If you're a girl and you think that page is real then I'll be chuckin' you the deuce
I am to the show as a cut is to lemon juice, (this s**s)
And I can argue about anything but Corban's girls is not something from which you deduce
It makes no freakin' sense like an old dude and purple goose ridin' the caboose of a moose and throwin' lightning bolts, Zeus
If a 21 year old, non-covenanted Corban had to deal with this he'd prolly throw back the Chartreuse
But I can't won't and don't do that so I've agreed to rap about the girls about which I may have said this or that
And I don't mean to offend and I really ain't mad we roommates for life, 225 swag
Don't believe anything Shields says in the next verse, cause well, he's wack
Chorus: (Tommy Bohrer)
Meredith morgan kaitlin and tara
Despite what you think i really cared for ya
Can't get them back
Natalie paige aunt, katie and leah
Haven't forgotten about you yet either
All hope has past
They've left me here
Shields, what will you do next year?
Verse 2: Shields (2 Cainz/Young Chub)
Why you doing this to the fans
I give them what they demand
They aren't going to believe
Girls all over you
You dripping
Swag goo
Trying to diss my job Well your 2 yrs late
Going after girls is your job
Fresh out the gate
Every single thing is true there's no denying
So you say I'm wrong Why you even trying
Corbans girls is real
Why be defensive
I know your girl habit Is expensive
I know there's hundreds of girls you want
Pretty extensive
Don't over do it though
Hypertensive
You think the show is wack
Why you lying
Corban
Dude
You are hurting the girls you love
Dying
I know you love the attention
Girls love the fro
Corbans Girls
Well next yr
You no what imma do?
Imma do the same thing cuz I know you love the ladies
Also tell them about the time you gave girls daisies
This whole isn't lie
Corbata
No lying
Mufasa
Single
You know I gotcha
Tell them I'm no crook
Corbans Girls is nothing to over look
I read Corban like a book
Dr. Seuss
I made you famous man
Clean my boots