Verse 1: Corbs Corban's girls is run by dude who lives in his own world Can't get a girl for himself so he talks to ones I mention and tries to steal ‘em, black pearl Captain Shields Sparrow dedicates hours to over an*lyzing my opposite gender interactions I've been accused wrongly, i'm not overreacting, homie, girl, calm down, I'm just rapping And yeah I talk to girls, say “hey”, but hanging out is not a freakin' date, that's just grace And I'm an extrovert “type is not an excuse” Well if there's another season I'm tyin' my own noose If you're a girl and you think that page is real then I'll be chuckin' you the deuce I am to the show as a cut is to lemon juice, (this s**s) And I can argue about anything but Corban's girls is not something from which you deduce It makes no freakin' sense like an old dude and purple goose ridin' the caboose of a moose and throwin' lightning bolts, Zeus If a 21 year old, non-covenanted Corban had to deal with this he'd prolly throw back the Chartreuse But I can't won't and don't do that so I've agreed to rap about the girls about which I may have said this or that And I don't mean to offend and I really ain't mad we roommates for life, 225 swag Don't believe anything Shields says in the next verse, cause well, he's wack Chorus: (Tommy Bohrer) Meredith morgan kaitlin and tara
Despite what you think i really cared for ya Can't get them back Natalie paige aunt, katie and leah Haven't forgotten about you yet either All hope has past They've left me here Shields, what will you do next year? Verse 2: Shields (2 Cainz/Young Chub) Why you doing this to the fans I give them what they demand They aren't going to believe Girls all over you You dripping Swag goo Trying to diss my job Well your 2 yrs late Going after girls is your job Fresh out the gate Every single thing is true there's no denying So you say I'm wrong Why you even trying Corbans girls is real Why be defensive I know your girl habit Is expensive I know there's hundreds of girls you want Pretty extensive Don't over do it though Hypertensive You think the show is wack Why you lying Corban Dude You are hurting the girls you love Dying I know you love the attention Girls love the fro Corbans Girls Well next yr You no what imma do? Imma do the same thing cuz I know you love the ladies Also tell them about the time you gave girls daisies This whole isn't lie Corbata No lying Mufasa Single You know I gotcha Tell them I'm no crook Corbans Girls is nothing to over look I read Corban like a book Dr. Seuss I made you famous man Clean my boots