"Breaker one-nine, this is Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me, Pigpen? C'mon."
"Ah, ten-four, Pigpen, for sure, for sure."
"Ten-four, Pigpen, it's clear to Flagtown."
" C'mon."
"That's a big ten-four, good buddy. We definitely got your front door."
"Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got a convoy."
It was the dark of moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin hogs
We was headin' for bear on I -10
About a mile outta Shakeytown
I said: "Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down."
We got a big ol' convoy rollin' through the night
Yeah, we got a big ol' convoy: ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna pull this convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy
"Breaker there, Pigpen, this here's the Duck
"Listen, could you back off on them hogs a little bit?
"Ah, ten-four, Pigpen, about five mile or so
"Roger, them hogs is gettin' intense up here."
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all
There was a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears is wall to wall
Yeah, them smokey's thick as bugs on the bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I said: "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck
"We a-gonna go a-huntin' bear."
We got a big ol' convoy rollin� through the night
We got a big ol' convoy: ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin� gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy
"Ah, you want to give me, Pigpen?
"Ah, ten-four, Pigpen, you're still too close
"Yeah, them hogs is really startin' to close up my sinuses
"Mercy's sakes, you better back off another ten."
Well, we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em sittin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Shi town
Them bears was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
Armoured cars an' tanks an' jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line, we went for broke
With a thousand screaming trucks
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus
"Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon?
"Ten-four, Rubber Duck."
"You wanna put that microbus behind that suicide jockey?
"He's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get."
Well we made a sprint for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I said: "Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck
"We just ain't gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate, doin' ninety-eight
I said: "Let them truckers roll."
We got a big ol' convoy rollin� through the night
We got a mighty convoy: ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We're gonna roll this convoy across the USA
Convoy
"Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty?
"Omaha? Well, they sure oughtta know what to do with them hogs out there
"Mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here
"You keep in touch
"Keep the bugs off your gla** and the bears off your tail
"We'll catch you on the flip-flop, Pigpen
"This here's the Rubber Duck, out."