She said I had no plans, I was no good and mean all the time
So I said that I'm packing my bags I got better things to do with my time
So me and the captain, Jack, and Jim Beam, we're headed out to the road
She asked me where I was goin to go , I said "Anywhere you that won't go."
Because I want to go, wherever you don't go, and I wanna be anywhere that you won't be
It takes a lot out of a man, to tolerate a woman like you
You know I think I'd rather have a rectal exam, maybe a heart attack or two
So I'll pour me a drink and I'll have a think about our current relationship
And after a couple of drinks or twelve, I decide to take a damn trip
Because I want to go, wherever you don't go, and I wanna be anywhere that you won't be
And now I'm to damn drunk to care,I drive away in my pickup truck and get the hell out of here
I want to go, wherever you don't go, and I wanna be anywhere that you won't be
"Yeah that's where I want go, why don't you give me a call when you get there, and I'll make sure that I never, ever show up"