Sittin' in the front row Mary of the fourth form Turnin' all the boys on She's turnin' all their heads around Hitchin' up her short skirt Stretchin' out her long legs Pullin' up her stockings She's combing out her black hair Starin' at the teacher Openin' her lips wide Shiftin' in her seat, yeah She slowly moves her hips aside But in the middle of the night She wakes her Mom to put out the light Her make-up's on and her jeans are skintight And she's headed to the Pillar Bar She walks into the Pool Hall room The music's playing, she can see in the gloom The boys are hanging out around table number five Well, Johnnie looks alright tonight she thinks He gives her a smoke and he buys her a drink Shoots off a frame and they head off into the night Mary of the fourth form Mary of the fourth form Mary of the fourth form
Mary of the fourth form Teacher's losing control Thankfully the bell rings Mary's left all alone With no one but the teacher She quickly drops her pencil And slowly bends to get it Teacher is a natural man His hand moves out to touch her She straightens and looks round, now She laughs and leaves the room, yeah Heartbreak for the teacher And sweet dreams for young Mary But in the middle of the night She wakes her Dad to put out the light Her make-up's on and her jeans are skintight And she's headed to the Pillar Bar Johnnie looks great tonight, she thinks He gives her a smoke and he buys her a drink Shoots off a frame and they head off into the night Mary of the fourth form Mary of the fourth form Mary of the fourth form Mary of the fourth form Mary of the fourth form Mary of the fourth form Hey Mary!