(You know, it's better than when we're having s**. We just had s** on dates. We couldn't be bothered because we were too close in a, in a friendship way. To go home and have s** because that would be ridiculous.)
(REVERSED ...and, uh, I might take you up on your offer...)
My Islamic chauffeur will get us all k**ed
Get us all k**ed driving like that
And we was going to Hollywood
On the country roads, the back roads, Tobacco Road where I belong
Neo-Traditionalists will get us all k**ed
Get us all k**ed, living like that
Barefoot and pregnant, just like your mamas
Just like your mama, mountain mama where I belong
Mystery Hole, you're a mystery
Miss New River Gorgeous
Sight to see my Mystery Hole
You've been around, you've been around
Out by Hawks Nest deep in the ground
Big ??? preachers will get us all k**ed
Get us all k**ed talking like that, anointing and pointing
Rudely talking, crudely walking where they don't belong
Trying to close the Mystery Hole
Trying to close the Mystery Hole
Trying to close the Mystery Hole
Trying to close the Mystery Hole