I met a boy called Frank Mills On September, twelfth, right here In front of the Waverly But unfortunately I lost his address He was last seen with his friend A drummer, he resembles George Harrison of the Beatles And he wears his hair Tied in a small bow at the back I love him but it embarra**es me To walk down the street with him He lives in Brooklyn somewhere
And wears this white crash helmet He has golden chains on his leather jacket And on the back are written the names Mary and Mom And Hell's Angels I would gratefully Appreciate it if you see him, tell him I'm in the park with my girlfriend And please Tell him Angela and I Don't want the two dollars back Just him!