So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**h ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one
I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest
I got a b**h from the North, I got a b**h from the South
I got a b**h who like to s** it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b**h with air, a b**h with none
A b**h with a knife, a b**h with a gun
A b**h with an a** big as a TV set
And there’s a b**h over there,
Hey, the one I’m gonna get or maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though.
Or I rock the whole damn heard
f** them all and leave them on a curb.
I got a b**h with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling,
Who likes to f** me with an a** upon the kitchen sink.
I got a b**h with tits, a b**h with a**
A b**h with none, but hey, I give her a pa**
And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**h ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one
I got a b**h this old, a b**h this new
A b**h who loves velvet and the colours blue.
I got a b**h this fat, a b**h this built
A b**h who all the titties give powder milk.
I got a b**h who’s funny, a b**h who ain’t
A b**h who can sing, a b**h who can’t
I got a b**h who loves f**ing on an airplane
I even got a b**h who have soul train.
I got a b**h who owns rock top bands, long ends!
I got a b**h who’s broke as a plum
But she’s the most fun!
I got a b**h who plays piano, a b**h who don’t
A b**h who dances naked, a b**h who won’t
A b**h who’s short, a b**h who’s tall
A b**h who burns my phone and probably calls
And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**h ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one
I got a b**h who loves the G
She’ll f** you right after she f**s me.
I got a b**h who loves boats
I got a b**h who loves handcuffs and ropes.
I got a b**h that’s fast, a b**h who’s slow
A b**h that’s a virgin, and a b**h that’s a hoe.
A b**h that lies, a b**h that’s true,
A b**h who’s a man, because your b**h is too!
I got a b**h this cool, a b**h this hot,
A b**h who loves rap, a b**h who loves rock
A b**h who’s lost, and one who knows where is at
She gets up on me and purrs like a cat.
I got a b**h that runs, a b**h that walks
A b**h she yells, a b**h she talks,
A b**h this dirty, a b**h this mean
A super fan b**h that I not to [?] me
Then I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me
So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one
Hit me!
99 problems and the b**h ain’t one!
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and the b**h ain’t one