I hate hicks
I f** my cousin
Laugh out loud i'm gay
I want corns corn hole
I f**ed my dad
I use a drink hat while I'm riding my 4 wheeler
I lost my virginity to my uncle on my big red tractor
I was sitting downstairs at davids house
We were making moonshine, proud to be in the south
Yes I am a hick. Are you surprised I have a small dick?
I don't tell any lies
I was in my barn the other day
Drinkin' shine with my cousin
When he bent over front of me
I gave him a good lovin'
He said oh dear lord
I gave him a good nuttin'
It was time for a kid
So i called my sister
I said hey miss lister
I wanna put it in your kisser
And i took her out back
Double barrel in hand
Lets make some white babies and support the klan!