Big bu*t, a Big bu*t
There I was just walkin' down the street
When these real fine ladies said "Come have a seat"
I tried to sit down, in the chair
And my bu*t just spreaded it everywhere
I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t...
Huh, a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t - huhh
I'd like to drive a car but my bu*t's too wide
My car's the one that leans to the side
I was driving down the street to the picture show
My bu*t hangin' out the car window
My bu*t's real big, I don't care
I ride the bus they charge me double-fare
I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t...
A Big bu*t, a Big bu*t - Break down!
Scratch it. Scratch it
Scratch it, scratch it
Scratch that bu*t!
I don't have to scratch
(No)
I don't have to cut
(No)
I don't have to scratch
(No)
Huhh, I'm a human big bu*t!
Huhh, huh-uh-huhh a-huh-a-huhh (etc.)
I got a big bu*t, I am a good sport
I clear the lanes on the basketball court
I work real hard down at the gym
Tryin' to lose some inches of my big rear end
I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t...
A Big bu*t, a Big bu*t - huhh
I was going to the game to see the L.A. Raiders
Couldn't get out of those little elevators
I was trying to get out, I was doing my part...
All of a sudden I think I had to... go eat a hot dog!
Huh-huh, heh heh-heh
I got the real big bootie in my neighborhood
All the girls like to slap me cause it feels real good
I like my big bu*t because it's so unique
Not everyone has a custom-made toilet seat
Huh. huh-huh, huh, huh, huh-huh
I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t
Big bu*t, a Big bu*t
(Bobby Jimmy)
Big bu*t, a Big bu*t
Big bu*t, a Big bu*t
(repeats)
Ya know baby, this is Bobby Jimmy
Yes I got a big bu*t
When I sit around the house
I sit AROUND THE HOUSE
Hah heh-heh-heh heh yes, yes, yes-yes
I got a Big bu*t, a Big bu*t
Big bu*t, a Big bu*t
Big bu*t, a Big bu*t
Big bu*t, a Big bu*t