I wish I wish my girlfriend would die So I don't have to tell her goodbye Cause breaking up's so hard to do And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die After much consideration I've decided to move on We've been together now for 6 long years When I lost that bet and took her to the prom But I can't bring myself to tell her And that got me to start to think That I could save her lots of agony If somehow she were made to be extinct I wish I wish my girlfriend would die So I don't have to tell her goodbye I don't have the heart to tell her We just don't belong together So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die Well it's so hard to say it's over She seems to care for me so much Shes trying to tell me that were meant to be And I'm trying to tell her that this s**s
But I said I'd never leave her And so it seems I'm kind of stuck I guess I'm gonna have to wait things out And hope she gets run over by a truck I wish I wish my girlfriend would die So I don't have to tell her goodbye You said you'd die if So I'm just speeding up the inevitable I wish I wish my girlfriend would die People say I have a problem And my way of thinking is obscene They say I'm anti-confrontational But I don't even know what the hell that means But I do know this ain't working And if her d**h did come about Shed die happy and then I'd be free To finally get to ask her sister out I wish I wish my girlfriend would die So I don't have to tell her goodbye Cause breaking ups so hard to do And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die