Well, I'm a Huboon, baby
I'm a cross between a human and an ape
I'm all gagged out
I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape
People look at me and laugh
And make fun of my face
I laugh right back
I don't want to be part of the human race
I did it to myself
Now somebody's gonna be sorry!
Well, I'm a Huboon, baby
Gonna mess around with all you fools
I'm all pumped up
I'm gonna rap, I'm gonna snap, I'm gonna rule
I had the operation, nothing else left to do
Well, looky here, I've been hurt
I'm gonna hurt you
Now somebody's gonna be sorry
Like all you wa*kers and you slime
And all you right-wing pinheads
Who make screwing a big crime
You titty-twisted up my life
Then pissed on all my dreams
You made me hate myself
Now come on, shoot me, set me free
Let's go
He's a Huboon, baby, his deal is all fudged up
He's a Huboon, baby, his deal is all fudged up
He's a Huboon, baby, his deal is all fudged up
He's a Huboon, baby, his deal is all fudged up
I did it to myself
Now somebody's gonna be sorry!
Well, I'm a Huboon, baby
I'll grow up to be the President
I'm all excited
I'm really tweaked, I'm really freaked, I'm really bent
Big-town papas better hurry, hide your little girls
I'll drop their bones, I'll sniff 'em out 'round the world
Now, somebody's gonna be sorry
Like all you wa*kers and you slime
And all you right-wing pinheads
Who make screwing a big crime
You titty-twisted up my life
Then pissed on all my dreams
You made me hate myself
Now come on shoot me, set me free
I'm a Huboon, baby
I'm a cross between a human and an ape
Well, I'm all gagged out
I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape
People look at me and laugh
And make fun of my face
I laugh right back
I don't want to be part of the human race