[Verse 1]
I will be remembered as a straight-up honest guy
Who will gladly give his life to save the average pa**erby
They'll erect a statue in honor of me
A monument to symbolize my bravery
[Hook]
Bluster the Benevolent, hailed as a king
Blessing one and all instead of cursing everything
[Verse 2]
I would hand out daisies and rescue kittens from a tree
And pick up all the litter that falls in front of me
Maybe they will name a city after me
With plaques on every building signs my nobility
[Hook 2]
Bluster the Benevolent, hailed as a god
Spreading joy and love instead of bumbling like a clod
Bluster the Benevolent, wins the Nobel Prize
For bringing world peace about in the blink of an eye