Go, go ape sh**, go ape sh**
Go, go ape sh**, go ape sh**
Go, go ape sh**, go ape sh**
Well, I'm about to let it go down
f**ing hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
I'm gonna smoke your a** like Cheech and Chong smokes weed
My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna f** your face 'til your eyes get blurry
f** the poker, I'll be poking you right up, now you're choking
b**hes love my co*k like Slash loves rock
I'm your fack, get up on your bare back
When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling
Backed up, Jacked up, you ain't got no feeling
Stick 'em in a wheelchair, I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm a die hard like Bruce f**ing Willis
I am not sick I'm just simply the illest, uh huh
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
b**h, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long, I'm hung like King Kong
Chopping through the butcher's shop, racking the meat
You'll climax so hard the altitudes'll make your ears bleed
Getting f**ed from behind, his head on the pelvis
I'm down for deep an*l, b**h, I'm not about the cervix
Blonde Barbie Ken, f** the Hollister sh**
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and b**h
And when you come back yelping for a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von! " while I'm motherf**ing felching
Neck, Back, Sack then onto the scrotum
Got more f**ing crack than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth not your hand
I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan
If there's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seat
This f*ggot just f**ed your girl, she got rid of her p**y
Sewed her snatch, got a dick just so she could f** me
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
b**h, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long, I'm hung like King Kong
I'm slamming b**hes like Kong slams a barrel
f** more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
co*k so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong
Slamming them like barrels
Go, go ape sh**, go ape sh**
Go, go ape sh**, go ape sh**
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
On, on, on like Donkey Kong
b**h, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong
I'm slamming b**hes like Kong slams a barrel
f** more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
co*k so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong