It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**in' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**in' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will s** me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my co*k
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**in' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**in' hotdogs
and he sh** sh** sh**s his pants.
He's always f**in' sh**tin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will s** me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my co*k
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again