I wanna f*** a dog in the a**
He wants to f*** a dog in the a**
I wanna f*** a dog
Thats right kids
I tried to f*** your mom in the a**
tried to f*** your dad in the a**
Could only find the dog
And his a**
We wanna f*** a dog in the a**
We wanna f*** a dog in the a**
We wanna f*** a dog
I tried to f*** a f***ing pirate in the a**
Ah me and me first mate the scurvey cur
Tried to f*** a f***ing pirate
But I found the dog
Ah that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister!
(He was a mexican pirate)