[Intro: Twiztid & Bizarre]
D-12
Twiztid and Bizarre
East side baby
Sex on my mind
Yeah, it's time to get romantic
Come here s*ut
Romantic-ish
Man, I'mma let her sip the muthaf**in' nut up out my co*k
[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
Ten more strokes till I bust
And plus I'm pumpin' it double time
Who's sh**'s jigglin' more, her's or mine?
Sweatin' like I'm liftin' weights
They love my banana and I love shovin' it in and out of their soft face
I like it when they're freaky-deaky
They lick they lips and tell me they wanna see me
Naked from the hips down
Don't you start no sh** now
Go on, skip it, in your mouth
Show me what you all about
I don't even know your name girl but I know that you's a pro or somethin'
Took me clean to the grapes while bu*terflyin' her own muffin
Drippin' down her leg with excitement and juice
Rubbin' my sack, pullin' harder, hopin' that I'mma cut loose
I pop like a bottle of Martini & Rossi
I spunked her down, coated her tongue and her body
I woke up with my dick stuck to the bedsheet
I ain't f** no dime piece
I was a victim of wet dreams
[Hook]
It makes makes me feel so good
I can't help but explode everytime
I go to sleep and it appears
Always with s** on it's mind
(Sex on my mind)
I can't control it but I know that
That this sh** can't be right
(Come here s*ut)
I love to hit it, don't be fooled
I go to sleep every night
(You don't f** with Twiztid)
[Verse 2: Monoxide]
Now I'm tied up under a viaduct
With cigarette burns on my face
And I'm gettin' f**ed by a known s*ut
But I'm like so what
The only question that I got is can I put it in her bu*t
Now I'm about to bust a nut
She gets off, start to s**
And just my luck, the f**in' cops pull up
They scream freeze but she keeps on s**in'
Like a fat chick with a twenty piece McNugget
Now the fuzz is buggin' and handcuffin'
When all of a sudden she pulls a gun and starts bustin'
a**hole naked and I can't escape
Now who the f** said it no fun to get raped
Bloodshed, both cops are done
And now she walkin' back toward me, reloadin' the gun
And now she start back s**in'
Mouth hotter that the sun
And just when I'm about to cum
*gunshots*
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Bizzare]
Daydreaming about marrying Halle Berry
Elton Jon f**in' the virgin Mary
A peepin' tom, you can find me in the roll over
With a black ski mask and a yellow fur coat
I like gettin my dick s**ed and my a** licked
I love gettin it licked after I just took a sh**
I'm at the family reunion, I don't know what I'm doin'
Tongue is in my aunty, my uncle talkin' about suein'
I'm a fat a** f** who don't get a**
That's why most of my time my right hand stay in the gas
Bizzare at the mardi gras with a chainsaw
If I slap a b**h, brawl
Screamin' "f** the law!"
God damn it, I love a first date
f** the kissin', I'm tryin' to get my a** hairs ate
Hey I'm thinkin' about these midgets lickin my balls
I bust right in front of Saint Andrew's Hall
[Hook]