[Verse 1]
They don't hate us, they just hate their lives
And desperate people learn to despise
The suicidals don't want a coup
They don't want to blow up, they just want their 72
[Chorus]
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping hatred, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
[Verse 2]
How many million men have been k**ed in foreign wars?
We need to reinstate the draft, enlist a million who*es
Start with the sororities and then all the spring breaks
Ship the girls gone wild to Afghanistan
They'll gladly blow the sheiks
[Bridge]
These holy wars aren't holy, it's not the military complex
Terrorists are 16 year old kids who were promised Jihad s**
Maybe if they could see a woman's face
They might not get onto that plane
With a bomb in their suitcase
[Chorus]
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping violence, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace