Big as a guppy
Small as a while
Slow as a race horse
Fast as a snail
When I'm feelin' blue
What do I do?
I sing a silly animal tale
Peter the Porcupine's pricklish
His quills stand up sharply and thicklish
Though he'd never tell
We all know very well
That his belly is really quite ticklish
Ollie the open-eyed Otter
Summers at camp near the water
He swims like a jet
He don't even get wet
'Least that's what he tells
Mudder and Fadder
Big as a guppy
Small as a whale
Slow as a race horse
Fast as a snail
When I'm fellin' blue
What do I do?
I sing a silly animal tale
Sammy the Skunk is no thinker
But he's a good tiddlywinker
He adores his bouquet
But all others would say
"Sammy is really a stinker!"
Toby the toothless Toucan
Really chews better than Fu Man
In peak physique
He can tune up his beak
And can play "Cucaracha" for you, man
Terry Tarantula's hairy
Most people consider him scary
Yet he's most often found
In his hole in the ground
With the eight-legged girl that he married
An Elephant married a Rhino
The kids were the strangest that I know
When people saw 'em
They'd say, "What d'you call 'em?"
I had to reply, "Eli-phino!"
Big as a guppy
Small as a while
Slow as a race horse
Fast as a snail
When I'm feelin' blue
What do I do?
I sing a silly animal tale
When I'm feelin' blue
What do I do?
I sing a silly animal tale