They never really listened to me
They only talked about how I should be
I never gave them the time of day
Look at me; I turned out okay
They made sure I knew that I wasn't clever
They used to have to stitch me back together
I was covered in blood by the end of each night
Well look at me now; I turned out all right
I was a teenage stoner werewolf
I was a teenage stoner vampire
I was a teenage Frankenstein
And I was stoned all of the time
They treated me as if I was a joke
I was claws and fangs in a cloud of smoke
I would've sent shivers right up your spine
But take a look me now; I turned out just fine
They said I was a danger to those around me
They didn't care that I didn't agree
They used to have to put my f**ing parts on ice
Take a look at me now; I turned out real nice