[Intro]
Oh my god oh my god he just like one of my photos, what do I do? When your trying to get laid right, yes, well what you need to is go like one of his photos. Do you think he'll know that I wanna get laid? Man, I think that he wants to get laid too. That's amazing do you think, do you think were gonna get laid? With the glory of social media we can all get laid
[Verse 1]
f** social media
Read encyclopedias
The name is big D and i'm having schizophrenia
I'm having depression
I'm having aids
Make a good impression its important what they say
You know I judge myself and you know i'm being vague
With the social media six hours a day
I love to text that boy cause you know i'm gonna get laid
Its only fifty likes and you know i'm getting afraid
[Bridge 1]
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, he just, he just like it back. He sent me a message what do I do? Wait. Wait at least ten hours that way he doesn't think you wan't to get laid that badly. That's such good thinking. I don't want him knowing I [?]
(Social Media) x4
[Hook]
Its trash
Its not swag
Its bad for your health, you know its a drag
Its bad
Its bad for you
Compare yourself to others and it will always bore you
[Verse 2]
Facebook is a scam
They always wan't your info
Five hundred likes man I bet you shes a nympho
Oh my god what a s*ut, a who*e, a hoe
I don't love that girl and her self esteem is low
Scrolling through the blog, it looks like a puppet show
Swiping down the feed it seems like a joke
Its big D and I've never been broke
Trynna get laid give her profile a poke
[Bridge 2]
Ok so, we've been talking texting on a phone for four years now, [?] every night we sit up on the phone till 3 am texting each other you know, we have we have dry s** on the cell phone. Last night he sent me that sticker with the bunny rabbit with he heart on its eyes, so i'm asking you honestly do you think he wants to f** me. Tell me honest, please
(Social Media) x4
[Hook]
Its trash
Its not swag
Its bad for your health, you know its a drag
Its bad
Its bad for you
Compare yourself to others and it will always bore you
[Verse 3]
On that f**ing Facebook
On that f**ing Twitter
On the f**ing Instagram looking for a hitter
I'm a babysitter
Urban outfitter
With the expensive clothes, i'm a heavy hitter
I'm self conscious
But still unconscious
f** about my health so i'm double tapping boxes
I hate myself
So I hate you
For them thumbs up, there's nothing I won't do
Looking for the screen and I see the perfect life
I don't love my kids and I don't love my wife
I wish I loved myself all I need is some likes
To feel that I fit in, all I need is some time
[Bridge 3]
Aw you guys are so cute together, and hey I saw your relationship update. You guys are so sweet, you guys are so nice, you guys are good, you guys are kind. Oh thank you, you know I worked hard for this, you know I really love him, you know he really loves me, you know we already got laid, hes dumping me
(Social Media) x4
[Hook]
Its trash
Its not swag
Its bad for your health, you know its a drag
Its bad
Its bad for you
Compare yourself to others and it will always bore you
[Outro]
Oh my god, oh my god, I only got 100 likes on that photo I don't even know what to do, I only got 100 likes on that you know. My life is sh** [?] and I only got 100 likes on that photo. Man Chelsea got 200, shes a b**h, shes a who*e. Man no boys like me, i'm so sad, no one likes me now i'm just depressed. You know what i'm saying, I need those likes, i don't love myself, you know what i'm saying