The most impressive thing I'd ever seen
Is the world’s best dad sticker on a taco
In a strip club parking lot in Barbersville
As I smoke a cigarette
As I wait for the dancer I'm trying to get with
Get off work so I can talk to her
I know this isn't the place to look for love
But I’m trying to get myself out of this rut
'Cause I'm still fu*ked up, fu*ked up over you
The most romantic thing I'd ever said
Was when me and you were laying in bed
And you looked to me and I said
"I wouldn't wanna do this with anyone else"
And he smiled at me and said you wouldn't leave
But there's no more I love yous, as we wished upon the stars
I think of this as I smoke a cigarette
Saw the goddamn world's the best dad sticker car
Saw the goddamn world’s the best dad sticker car