[Intro: Big Bill]
Big Bill
Oh wait, you want me to rap?
Alright, alright wait up
Hold on a second
I am looking
I am currently looking for the verse
On my phone
Notes section of my iPhone
Crap that's not it
Gosh!
No no no that's not it
No no no no
Freakin' stupid
It's like...
Oh, gosh
It's the first one
Alright, I'm coming in now
Ah
[Verse 1: Big Bill]
I'm eatin a bowl of
Honey Bunches of oh
I k**ed you on your own track?
Pack more meat than Rocky
Havin' a PCP attack
I'm obnoxious
Like Donnie Posch in a mosh pit
Making y'all nauseous
For the Wakafloxin' nonsense
They say Big Bill
Yo, you got that nerd appeal
Well I got more chicks than Herman Cain
In my Oldsmobile
You think I'm cheesy?
I just went to Toys R Us
On a school bus
Came out with a Pokemon
And freakin' sugar rush
I'll calm down like covalent compounds
And pa** electrons around
Funkier than a very profound
Lil Jon
I say hey
You say hey
I get paid
Oh wait
Let me quick shout out to Unclaimed Freight
And let me kick it like Tribe on some La-Z-Boy furniture
Immature, nah, I can multiply my integers
And always keep it vintage sir
That's old school, der-duh-der
Collector's edition of Charlie Parker's ligature
Way too cla**ic
Cla**ic like Vla**ic
This your bread and bu*ter
Your flow's sounding quite drastic
People are attackin'
But you're soundin' quite plastic
Screw Blue Slide Park
My park stays mad Jura**ic