[Intro: Little Kid] Aww man shawty, you got that stupid fruity swag shawty. Shawty, yo' swag so stupid shawty, it retarted shawty. Shawty, flow so retarted shawty, it like... shawt bus shawty. Yeah! Shawt Bus Shawty, Let these n***as know shawty, that you got that swag shawty, let these n***ah's kno shawty, let these n***ah's kno shawty, Let dem kno. Let dem know! [Hook: Soulja Boy] Shawt Bus Shawty Shawt Bus Shawty Short short short short Shawt Bus Shawty .(x2) [Verse 1: OJ Da Juiceman] OJ Da JuiceMan and I got stanima(Stamina) And I like animals Hannah Montanima Hit the club cuz still eatin' a bananana At the bar takin' shots dog, no camera Ride the short bus And I'm boomin' and I'm bunkin' Hit the cla**room and you know I'm flunkin' Tropicana Chevy orange sort of like a pumpkin Sittin on the toilet cause still getting blumpkin Boo me off the stage but I'm still gettin' money As a cartoon man I'm still lookin' funny Look like Winnie the Pooh Don't make me steal your honey OJ Da Juiceman, keep it 100 Eatin' on some squirrel meat when I get hungry When I get bored, dawg I play with my monkey Rap game hard, but the dope game crazy Catch me in the kitchen dog whippin' up the babies [Hook: Soulja Boy] Shawt Bus Shawty Shawt Bus Shawty Short short short short Shawt Bus Shawty(x2) [Verse 2: Gucci Mane]
Gucci swag stupid Stupid retarted And I just farted Where's my carmex Ugh Ugh It's the Gucci Man La Flare And I'm 12 months Pregnant and I still don't care BURR! BURR! And you know I got a cold Ugh I can't breathe through my nose My nose real stuffy And I'm ridin' on a Huffy And my girl vaccum cleaner, wanna know can she s** me Ugh Ugh Ride the short bus to cla** I made a Z on my report card so I pa**ed Raise my hand in the cla** when we do math Answer teacher question and all the kids laugh I eat the red crayon cause the red one taste the best And I cheat of Lil Darryl every time I take a test BURR! BURR! ???????????? Move that thing on(???) Watchin' King Of The Hill [Hook: Soulja Boy and Waka Flocka Flame] Shawt Bus Shawty Shawt Bus Shawty Shawt Shawt Shawt Shawt Shawt Bus Shawty (x3) Waka : Kick Door Shawty Waka : black Mask Waka Waka : And I'm toting a Glock 40 [Verse 3: Waka Flocka Flame] Wakaaaaaaaaaaa ! A b c d e f g h I j k H elluhmenno p Waka (x4) Pow !(x5) Yeah (x7) Flocka(x4) Q r s t u v w Y x And z ! Oh let's do it (the "s" is silent) Waka(x13) Waka flocka flame(x5) Waka cross the street Waka dog on a leash Waka texas ranger Luke sky waka Waka(x5) [Hook: Soulja Boy] Shawt bus shawty Shawt bus shawty Shawt shawt shawt shawt Shawt bus shawty(x7)