I never wanted to fall in love
I thought alone was the life for me
Never longed for another to fulfill my fantasy
I never thought I was lonely
But you appeared and changed that completely
I gave my tender heart to you
You said you'd be forever true
But then you took my tiny heart and ran
Now I've got secrets you'd like to know
Secrets you can't live without
I know things you're dying to know
Secrets you know nothing about
Did that coffee taste a little strange
The day you came over to arrange
The division of our property?
I might have been a bit surprised
When you said you'd take the house and car
But surely even I wouldn't go that far
I got secrets you'd like to know
Secrets you can't live without
I know things you're dying to know
Little tiny secrets you know nothing about
Oh I've got secrets you probably need to know
Secrets you won't live without
But don't wait for me to tell you what they are
Until our cash is safely stored
Inside my private bank account
What a strange disaster
That's something a new car shouldn't do
I paced the floor just waiting to hear
If you'd pull through
Yeah I got secrets you probably need to know
Secrets you won't live without
I know things you're just dying to know
Secrets you know nothing about