[Doug E. Fresh]
Me never, damn clever
Cats couldn't even do this any better
Ever got to get this long term cheddar
Always been Fresh, but just got a little fresher
Time to bring the heat in the middle of December
I dropped in, that your parents can't remember
Lay low, but got buckle back like cellar
Only artist you know rip a show acapella
Leave the spot hot and increase the mozzarella
If I was a book, I'd be titled the bestseller
The greatest entertainer, explain my agenda
And when it comes to this, it's whatever whatever