[Chorus] (Yo dawg, what's up?) I just stab a b**h (You stab her?) I stab her, I stab her with my dick Stab her with my dick (got damn) Stab her with my dick (got damn) Stab her with my dick, dawg, I stab her with my dick (got damn) (Yo dawg, what's up?) I just stab a b**h (You stab her?) I stab her, I stab her with my dick Stab her with my dick (got damn) Stab her with my dick (got damn) Stab her with my dick, dawg, I stab her with my dick (got damn) [Verse 1] The best Asian rapper (best) I take your b**h and slap her (slap her) Take my dick and stab her (f** her) OJ Simpson swagger (OJ) Benny in the game, man, but I ain't a running back Bone a ho one time, now she keep running back (come here) Benny Troung give the b**h wood, I'm a lumberjack (timber!) Nice turtleneck, ho, what you got under that? (titties) Hit it from the back, in the back of a Pontiac Bust a nut on her back, roll over and take a nap f** her in her labia, maybe in her trachea The way I treat the ladies they be thinking I'm Arabian But I'm not Aladdin, Saddam, or even Osama I'm just the bombest rhymer, to rhyme about vagina b**h [Hook] [Verse 2] Critics say Benny only rap about b**hes (what?) No, I also rap about ho's Rap about s*uts (s*uts), rap about skeezers (skeezers)
Rap about cheefing on the weed and eating on pizza (yummy) Meet a b**h named Lisa, take her a** to dinner Nice restaurant (where?), Little Caesar's Show Lisa my wiener (dick), then she had a seizure (wow) Benny Troung the Vietnam Bomb got her screaming like Xena [Hook] [Verse 3] Stab her with my dick, swag like Jason Voorhees (Jason) You know how these who*es be, saying they adore me (I love you) Saying that they horny, invite me to an orgy (okay) Nine months later and she taking me on Maury? (damn) Man this ho is wilin' (crazy), that ain't my child man (nope) He ain't even Asian (nah), he look Italian (mama mia) I should have known that this b**h was a s*ut (s*ut) I should have known when I put my dick in her bu*t (an*l) I'ma go to her crib and break in the window (whoosh) Eat this b**h's food, smoke this b**h's endo Steal this b**h Xbox steal this b**h Nintendo And take back my autographed Benny Troung dil*o [Hook] (Yo dawg, what's up?) I just stab a b**h (You stab her?) I stab her, I stab her with my dick Stab her with my dick (got damn) Stab her with my dick (got damn) Stab her with my dick, dawg, I stab her with my dick (got damn) [Outro] Yo dawg, what's up? Yo dawg, what's up?