[Intro: Sampled]
The light and sound are directly from the voice of God
They are to uplift you spiritually
Somewhere there should be
For all the world to see
A statue of a fool made of stone
[Verse 1]
Benny Troung skin care, Benny Troung swimwear
The pimp of the year in my Benny Troung menswear
Went to the movie b**h smuggled us some gin there
Pulled it out her coochie damn how you get it in there? (damn)
Lights go down see Benny on the big screen
With Denzel and the fat guy from King of Queens (famous)
Go to the crib see Benny on the TV
With Christina Ricci she want to eat my feces (she freaky)
Benny Troung toaster, Benny Troung coaster
Check out these pots, I borrowed them from Oprah
She gave me a recipe for broccoli and okra
Then I told her chauffeur “show me where the ho's are” (show me)
Benny Troung cologne on I even brought some condoms
But I'm pretty sure, man, I'm not gonna use them
I'ma go raw dawg, that's how I do it (yea)
Girl take my name and tattoo it on your fooper (do it)
[Hook]
It's Benny Troung a.k.a Benny Van Damme
A.k.a the man, told the planet f** Jackie Chan
A.k.a the hand in your girlfriend's pants, man
Say you getting money let me borrow like a granddad
Three-Six Mafia, junior mafia
In her Acura, I'm on top of her
Damn girl, nice knockers woah (woah)
She on her period it smell like tilapia
[Verse 2]
It's me Benny T a.k.a. the Troungster
Goldskin doctor, go up in your daughter
Said she got a toddler, but I'm not the father
Sold that kid for like $500 (money)
Benny is it true you bone a b**h on a pyramid?
Yessiree, and she was also on her period (for real?)
It's a good thing that her homegirl was filming it
What an easy way to get paid on the internet
I wonder if I could sell a kidney up on eBay
Paypal free shipping have it out in three days (fast)
But it's no refunds and it's no rebates
Go and buy my soul too, don't be a cheapskate
Hope you like it b**h, happy B-day (happy birthday)
I'ma smoke this weed and eat this ice cream cake
But I got to go I'm getting paid for this threeway
Leave me at the B of A right next to the freeway
Benny
[Hook]
It's Benny Troung a.k.a Benny Van Damme
A.k.a the man, told the planet f** Jackie Chan
A.k.a the hand in your girlfriend's pants, man
Say you getting money let me borrow like a granddad
Three-Six Mafia, junior mafia
In her Acura, I'm on top of her
Damn girl, nice knockers woah
She on her period it smell like tilapia
Yeah
[Outro: Sampled]
I was masterminding the whole thing
Behind the scenes with Jesus