[Verse 1: Benny Troung]
She cheated on you with me, I'm sorry
She cheated on you at your B-Day party
She cheated with Steven and even Tori
Yeah, that's a girl she was eating Tori
She was eating Lori
She was s**ing my tongue bae
She was f**ing Jorge who work at Subway
She want it her way, just like BK
Gave eight BJ's today, take it easy
She cheated on you while you were at the gym though
Blowing those dicks like an old Nintendo
Walk in the door like you Carl Winslow
Meanwhile Waldo crawled out your window
She's a wild beast when she's of the leashes
But she's been outside that b**h got diseases
So when I do her I just do her in the mouth
Then I shoot it out, then I shoo her out
Ow!
[Verse 2: Benny Troung]
I'm a terrible person
Coercing a virgin
The way that she squirted, you thought I was surfing
I'm trying to leave but
She grabbing my shirt saying
"Oh baby baby why you gotta go and hurt me?"
I got arm pain
I got leg pain
'Cause I'm zip-tied to this b**hes bed-frame
She tied a rope around my dick to keep it hard
She got your boy Benny peeing in a jar
She got your boy Benny Troung held captive
Thirsty like a cactus
On a dirty mattress
Tried to escape, that was thirty lashes
She be yelling at me in a German accent
b**h had me yodelling
Wearing lederhosen
Exhausted
I could collapse at any moment
Whooped me on the a**, had Benny goose-stepping
Someone please help, somebody do something