If you want to join the gates
When they're at the their best
And meet a couple of future dates
Well, Roger I suggest -
Hop in the old jallop
And head for the malted shop
And all the cats join in
Down goes my last two bits
Comes up one banana split
And all the cats join in
Now drop your jack in the old juke box
Play your favourite disc
When you dance with the bobby socks
You dance at your own risk
Rip! Everybody swing
Yes, swing 'till the rafters ring
And all the cats join in!