[Verse 1]
There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids go to sit around
And talk bad about the other kids
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
[Verse 2]
There's millie, pickles and pattycakes too
And cubby's making mean jokes about you
Ha ha! you little twit
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
[Verse 3]
They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers
And they'll laugh at the toughskin your mom got you from sears
You dork they'll never let you in
Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
[Verse 4]
You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too
And that's why they draw funny pictures of you
And talk bad about all the kids
Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it
[Chorus]
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it