[Verse 1] There's a real cool club on the other side of town Where the real cool kids go to sit around And talk bad about the other kids Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it [Verse 2] There's millie, pickles and pattycakes too And cubby's making mean jokes about you Ha ha! you little twit Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it [Verse 3] They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers And they'll laugh at the toughskin your mom got you from sears
You dork they'll never let you in Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it [Verse 4] You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too And that's why they draw funny pictures of you And talk bad about all the kids Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it [Chorus] Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it