I'm trollin' food court for girls Yeah, it's the best job in the world Yeah, they know they're safe with me They love my little mustache They love a man in uniform, oh With my sungla**es They can't see what I'm really looking at And as they're walking by I whisper through my doughnut Hey baby, baby, light that a** on fire How long must this day go on I got to stand here two more hours 'Til I punch the clock How long must this day go on No kid, they don't give me a gun I don't get paid enough to run So you can call me what you want I'll be hanging at the checkout Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how she's going to fit all of that bu*t into that underwear, yeah, yeah Hey girl, if you can't recall Where you parked your daddy's car Then I could help you out All alone in this great big mall, oh How long must this day go on I got to stand here two more hours 'Til it's Miller time How long must this day go on Whoa, oh, oh, oh I'm trolling food court for girls I whisper through my doughnut I whisper through my doughnut I whisper through my doughnut Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby Light that, light that a** on fire Alright that's good