[Can I help ya, son?] Yeah, pops, I, I need something quick, something now... [Quick...] ...to get out of here... [Quick and now.] ...like a bike or, or a motorcycle or... [Bike, I haven't got any bikes,] [haven't got any motorcycles.] Well, something you gotta have in... [No.] ... behind all this junk around, I... [Junk!] [Let me tell ya something about junk, son.] [See this sh** around here,] [you think it's sh**?] [I think you're sh**.] [Little turd dropper.] [I'll show ya what I got here,] [I got something faster] [than a damn bicycle for ya,] [I got this here...] What the hell is that? [It's a rubber sled!] A rubber sled? [Rubber sled, that's right.] Is is fast? [Is it fast? sh**.] [That damn thing's faster] [than a three peckered owl.] [And you know what else?] What? [The best part?] What's the best part? [It's free! Ha ha ha-ha!] [rubber sled!] [That's right,] [take your rubber sled] [and ride on, ride on, my man...] [rubber sled!] [rubber sled!] [rubber sled!] [rubber sled!] Thanks for the sled, pops. [Hey, no problem, come back.] I wanna slide, I wanna take a ride [I wonder what that kid's...] [rubber sled!]
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