Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday you'll be crawling
And you'll pray to be there soon
With sports and wine Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude
That's Sports and Wine The girls don't understand it
What you think is art
My oh my we're all impressed
How sensitive you are
Everybody's talkin' about you now
You know it's true
Always has been sports and wine for you So you ask me how I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I know what I know why know
I know you make me sick
Sports and wine