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You know it's true 'cause it always has been Sports and wine for you So you ask me how I think I know Just what makes you tick I know what I know ya know I know you make me sick And sports and wine Oh oh Sports and wine The girls don't understand it Anything you say And I don't understand it either Guess that makes me gay Everybody's talkin' 'bout you now You know its true