Let me tell y'all what it's like Being male, middle-cla** and white It's a b**h, if you don't believe Listen up to my new cd (Sha-mon) I got s*** runnin' throught my brain It's so intense that I can't explain All alone in my white-boy pain Shake your booty while the band complains I'm rockin' the suburbs Just like Michael Jackson did I'm rockin' the suburbs Except that he was talented I'm rockin' the suburbs I take the cheques and face the facts That some producer with computers fixes all my sh**ty tracks I'm p**ned off but I'm too polite When people break in the Mcdonald's line Mom and Dad you made me so uptight I'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight I don't know how much I can take Girl, give me something I can break I'm rockin' the suburbs Just like Quiet Riot did I'm rockin' the suburbs Except that they were talented I'm rockin' the suburbs I take the cheques and face the facts That some producer with computers fixes all my s****y tracks In a haze these days I pull up to the stop light I can feel that something's not right I can feel that someone's blasting me with hate And ba** Sendin' dirty vibes my way 'Cause my great great great great Grandad
Made someones' great great great great Grandaddys' slaves It wasn't my idea It wasn't my idea Never was my idea I just drove to the store For some Preparation-H Y'all don't know what it's like Being male, middle-cla** and white Y'all don't know what it's like Being male, middle-cla** and white Y'all don't know what it's like Being male, middle-cla** and white Y'all don't know what it's like Being male, middle cla** and white It gets me real p**ned off, it makes me wanna say It gets me real p**ned off and it makes me wanna say It gets me real p**ned off and it makes me wanna say f**! Just like Jon Bon Jovi did I'm rockin' the suburbs Except that he was talented I'm rockin' the suburbs I take the cheques and face the facts That some producer with computers fixes all my s****y tracks These days Yeah yeah I'm rockin' the suburbs Yeah yeah I'm rockin' the suburbs Yeah yeah You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'f**' You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'f**' You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'f**' You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'f**'