Called in sick one day Stepped out my front door Squinted up at the sky And strapped on my backpack Got into a van And when I returned I had Ex-wives and children Boxes of photographs And they gave me some food And they didn't charge me And they gave me some coffee And they didn't charge me And when I was broke I needed it more But now that I'm rich They give me coffee Eating an ice cream cone
Texting with my thumbs Flipping off the a**hole Who pulled into my lane Life could be louder than something cracked up to be We all get new cells every seven years I feel seven today It's a good day to die again Now they save me my place Over there in a corner And I never get tickets Now I only get warnings But when I was broke I needed it more And now that I'm rich I get free coffee