[Verse 1: Ben Carey] Once upon a time There was a chick so fine Blue hair like Clementine Sub-lime Eternal Sunshine Make a brother wan' spend a dime Make a brother wan' write a rhyme So fine, it had to be a crime [Hook: Jamie Foxx impersonator] She got what I need (Wha', wha' I need) She got what I need (Wha', wha' I need) [Verse 2: Ben Carey] One time she dressed up like a tiger Damn it set me off like a Geiger Counter I wanna put her on the counter And give her a quarter pounder (With cheese. Uh!)
A real s**-u-al encounter [Verse 3: Ben Carey] Bangles on her arms, like she straight from the eighties Bangles on her ‘pod, and she like, ladies? Bang-gals on her weekend, but she ain't makin' babies Bengals in her house, ‘cause she a cat woman Damn boy, f** that, she is Catwoman [Hook] [Verse 4: Ben Carey] Er' once in a while A girl comes along who got tha style That gift to beguile Make a brother smile Wanna see her for a while Wanna take her down the aisle Honeymoon in Emerald isle [Hook]