There's this girl I kinda know, got a name tag and pig tails And she don't seem to know that she's a god amoung females Because she's hella hot, but she smiles back at me Asking what I think of the new editions of the PS3 I don't know, kinda cool, but I think that she's great Trying to work up all my courage just to ask for a date But it's weird cause she's at work, and she's real nice for a living And I don't wanna be a douche bag like a real life super villain So I... step back let the other dudes try And I... try to pretend that I'm not the jealous type But I'm... knowing better so I hide in the back And try to formulate a plan like I'm both Wiki and Zach Shoud I...go up and tell her I'm a legend on the internet Give her a night she won't forget and I don't even know her yet Hardly feeling studly, matter fact I'm feeling weak Cause I think I got no shot, but she's shooting me a wink Game store girl I've got a crush Let me take you to the food court and I'll buy ya lunch Discount at the pretzel place, she buys me soda pop She gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop I'm not rich, I don't have a degree But she only cares that I'm a fan of TMNT And just the cartoon, because she didn't like the movie Says she's a fan of Evil Dead, and so I say that's groovy But please don't tell her that I haven't seen the flick She says she don't like smokers so I throw away the Bic And her manager tells me that I shouldn't stay and loiter But I do not give a damn about her needle neck employer I can't go home cause I stubbed my toe If I can't be with this woman, might as well just be alone Still too brash, I invite her to my pad
We could beat up Koopa Troopas while we quote some Superbad She smiles and she laughs and she pats me on my head She says sorry cookie belly, but I'm going home to bed But you can have this poster, when ya see it, think of me I'll think of you when you're all famous and you're on TV Game store girl I've got a crush Let me take you to the food court and I'll buy ya lunch Discount at the pretzel place, she buys me a soda pop She gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop Here's the thing (Here's the thing) I really like you (I really like you) And I don't have to try at all just to entice you You love Excite Bike, you can beat up Mike Tys And I think in less than five year I could see you as my wife But here now in the present nobody will treat you better I'll go walking if you want to but you got wear my sweater And I won't boss you around, and I won't talk bout myself And I'm impressed by every game you've got hanging on your shelf I'm a nice and silly guy, I may not be your fantasy But I would treat you like a queen, and we could always play the Wii And I'll cut back on the pot cause I think you're really hot And you can scream and squeeze me while we're playing Bioshock I'm not ripped, I'm not fit, but I can always make you laugh Competitive and geeky cause you kick my a** at math And I can surely promise I won't turn into a jerk Let me know when you're on break, I'd like to visit you at work Game store girl I've got a crush Let me take you to the food court and I'll buy ya lunch Discount at Pretzel Time, she buys me soda pop She gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop