D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect
D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect
Morning yawnin', wake on up
Cause I know my inbox all filled up
Grip the mouse, turn on the screen
404 windows looking back at me
Now hmmmm what could this be?
Status: Connected on LAC
But MySpace refuses to load
I pray that it's just being s-s-slow
Hit the garage, reset the router
Call it a rooter for short time laughter
Then back to my seat I sit
So I can download brand new beats and sh**
But no, seems that my life is cursed
And I only have an hour before I have to work
Gotta check out Hipster, Please goddamnit
Coke can, find it, grab it, slam it
Wikipedia entries to edit
And read blogs of peeps that are way more pathetic
But I'm stuck in the stone age now
Mesozoic area, T-Rexs abound
Without those tubes I'm clearly a wimp
Just wanna read comics on Digital Pimp
But the gods of the net are being a b**h
I'm throwing a fit, I refuse to submit dude
What would YTCracker do?
So I take off my pants, take pics in the nude
But how am I gonna post em up in the thread
No Internet? I'd rather be dead
Can't log onto Skype. Can't log on to AIM
And did I win my last fantasy football game?
Never been a fan of the disconnect
Charter Cable hates me, I get no respect!
D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect
D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect
[YTCracker]
[Former Fat Boys]
D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect
D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect
Without the net I'm just some dude
With a condom and s**micidal lube
IRL I'm nobody
Basically my fame is a fantasy
Can't leave the house, end up in a street fight
All because I'm all about the Nerd Life word life
Firefox is just where I belong
Without these the tubes I couldn't write this song
So Heeeeey! Up for war driving?
Where I'm crying someone's thriving
Sadly TC is full of hicks
And the people at the wifi spots are dicks
My fat a** stays at the casa
And sadly moan my fallen master
And smoke another cigarette
And ask why I'm not famous yet
"Alright, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that Beefy is clearly famous enough as it is; but that's not true. You see, I want the kind of fame – and/or power – to convince attractive young ladies to send naked pictures of themselves to me, with my name written across their chest. That way, I know I have reached the pinnacle of fame that I have been looking for."
Off the point but I digress
But I'm still a big fan of exposed breasts
I don't own p**n in a physical form
And there's not much else to do when Beef is bored
Drop to my knees and I ask for some guidance
What can I do when the net is silenced?
Hardly a prophet, saw no vision
So I lumbered on down to the kitchen
Watched Entourage and quoted Ari
Then spent good time with Katamari
Called friends who I knew partake
Then I got Playstation, and we got baked
Napped after we played some slayer
And woke up several hours later
To my surprise and shock I found
That this piece of sh** Internet's still down!
D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect
D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree
Woooo!
I lost the Internet
Woooo!
I hate the disconnect
D-I-S-C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Baby can't you see
Without the net yo this mc
Might just go on a k**ing spree