It's my birthday, friends all here Help me celebrate my big eighth year We only sitting down because we must We eat the pizza but not the crust We're set free, we cause commotion Converting dollars into tokens We know prizes on top shelf I give a high five to Chuck himself See me dive head first in the ball pit Against most rules, but I'm above it Get more tickets, get more tokens 13 kids, no sad emotions It's the greatest day I've had Don't like the Cheese? Well that's too bad Kids being kids, be it boy or girl Greatest place in the whole wide world In the ball pit, fun won't let up I hope that I never grow up I wanna be here for the rest of my days Arcades to be played, just so many games Playing TMNT for two hours I've got skeeball super powers
Mr. Munch always missing one hand But he rocks out with that robot band This new game's hard but I got sk**s I love this place they got free refills Mom if you give me one more dollar I'll get some tickets and get you flowers And have enough left for a brand new toy Don't take me home, don't end my joy Can't you see this brings me cheer? Can't you see that I love it here? I'd gladly live here for all my life Spending all my time… In the ball pit, fun won't let up I hope that I never grow up I see you smile Seeing me here I wanna be happy baby Like I was that year In the ball pit, feeling happy Just laughing with my friends In the ball pit, no worries I hope this never ends I hope this never ends