Beefy - nerd lyrics

It's not hard to see that I'm not cool. Not too many friends when I was in school. So I sat all alone and I learned how to rap, And I became a smart-aleck, started talking crap. Never really concerned with popularity Because I was in a basement rolling 20-d Throwing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-sider I wrote fanfics and called myself a writer. The only one who still thinks I'm awesome. The only adult still yelling, "Awesome Possum!" A couple of my friends have owned a ferret You might have muscles but I'm not scared yet. You might have ladies. Ok, I'll concede That I'd give up Coca-Cola if I could get a lady. I don't have low self-esteem, it's only a word. So stand up and be proud if your a** is a nerd. I'm a nerd. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm a nerd. I roleplay and I brag about it. I'm a nerd. On the net till 5 am. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. But that's who I am. I never listened to what my gym teacher said, So instead I play WoW with my level 20 Undead. I doodle all day and I can't concentrate So much so that my fat a** almost didn't graduate. For clarification I'm a nerd. Not a geek. Geeks get good grades. I get in trouble when I speak. Geeks get excited about a science fieldtrip. Nerds don't really care because my people skip. We act superior but we still watch cartoons. Laughing our a**es off yelling out, "Hesh Rules!" With my pack of friends Saturday is Nerd Night.

Playing GURPS so long I challenge Hank to a knife fight. Playing table top games, and CCGs (Collectable Card Games) And then at one we take a break and head for Mickey Ds Playing pirated movies and stolen CDs. Internet celebrity homes, I do what I please. I'm a nerd. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm a nerd. I roleplay and I brag about it. I'm a nerd. On the net till 5 am. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. But that's who I am. I step on the dance floor but I won't move. All I do is bob my head when I'm feeling the groove. Calculator in my pocket and there's one on my wrist I got this s**y nerd flavor that you can't resist. Man, don't forget, I got this magic ring That does +5 fire damage. That's some powerful bling. Out nerd me? Don't try. I'll tell you why Cause I can quote every single line from Family Guy. I got all this caffeine coursing though my veins. Catch me on E-Bay bidding on Gene Roddenberry's brains. I keep telling people I'm not that Numa Numa kid. But I'm just pissed because he did it before I did. Mixing up white Russians cause I wanna be The Dude. I'm not a shut in, I'm just misunderstood. Pixilated nudes got me feeling good. I'm a nerd mo fo. Rude, brash, and crude. I'm a nerd. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm a nerd. I roleplay and I brag about it. I'm a nerd. On the net till 5 am. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. But that's who I am.