Hello friend's, I'm back again
Back on the mic again
I've heard that you've been lonely
So I'm here to be your friend again
Beefyness with the Nerd EP in 2005
Dopier than actors and commercials for Devrai(?)
I swear to god, if at least
2000 people don't download this
I'm gonna punch and kick kids
Always gonna be the fat kid who raps and sings
Cuz like Griphon, I like doughey things,
fried things and sugar things
I have many enemies, but I'm pretty sure
that I'm the only one that can see them
And you don't wanna meet them, trust me, miss
Cuz they're the ones that talked me into this
Nerdcore's sh**, well anyway
My name is Keith Allan Moore
And I just wanna let you know
that I've come to be your buddy
I'm also known as beefy
Right now I'm feelin' studly
Yo, this is Beefy on the microphone
Here to tell you 'bout the places that I'm gonna go
Making sure every single person knows my name
And if you looked as hot as me, you would do the same
And you can mock me just as much as you like
But you do it from your keyboard, I cause you fright
Feelin' studly, baby, it's a state of mind
Whitesican is old now, I'm gonna own this time
Well I'm the only one without the MC prefix
In nerdcore hiphop there's rarely a remix
Featuring the likes of Puff Daddy or Dr Dre
I was invited to the rap game, but I couldn't play
Keith is pretty lame, say what you will
But I will post those pics of you posing like Buffalo Bill
If you piss off this fatty
Change my last name to Mars, asking you "who's your daddy?"
Excuse me, party people, while I've got your attention
Here's a little thing that I'd like to mention
The name is Beefy, not washington state
Whitesican with nerds around, don't discriminate
300 plus pounds and I'm broke as hell
Gonna rob??? and wind up in a 5 by 6 cell
I don't even like rap but I can't stop
Since white kids love hip hop, oooooh