Hi folks, I'm f**ed up again
Eat breakfast in the afternoon
I'm feeling like a loaded gun
Midlife crisis' coming soon
Yeah, I have no time to waste
Yeah, I know I got no time to waste
This ain't the way it's supposed to be
I'm bored thinking 'bout my destiny
Another Sunday afternoon
Come down, think positive
Find salvation in an ugly place
Masturbation lost its fun
Okay, let's go turn the TV on
Oh, f**, not this again
Oh yeah, the charts
Not this crap again