Hey Fellaz!! (yeah!)
Can I get a soul clap?? (yeah)
Hey ladies!! (yeah)
Can I slap that lower back??(yeah)
Let the beat drop!!
(bout this shorty I met.. couple of days ago and sh**..)
Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook..
Shakin that a**..
She don't mind if we all look
It's all good
Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya
Wanna strip
Throw a dolla at ya
Honey dip was a thug b**h from Bucktown
Lookin like she needed a good f**down
I was like damn momma you like ecstasy
Like James Brown I wanna get in to it like a s** machine
I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do
She said.."oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuuuuuu!!!"
I said yeah!! As I bit my lips
Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tits
I was like by the way Whats your name??(she says)Mary Chacohn
She knew I was a dog that liked to bury the dong(the bone)
Well thats cool,
Just like I knew she was a BK hoe
That was only down for a TKO
AKA Blazy I tried to touch her a**
She was like "sh**!! the least you could do is say please!")
I said heres my map, and the flyer wheres my shows at
She tried to get me back for touchin her a** and squeezed the bozak
I was like WHOA!!momma I caught the steel wood,
But she whispered in my ear Poppy that feels good
She asked Can I have it tonight??
Yeah before 11, She was like
For sure my n***a round 7
(6:59)Brrrrrriiinnnggg!!!!!
So she gave me call around 7:00
She said Patrick I really need some of your co*k!!
I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony!
I told her I gotta long solami and thats no bologna.
So she came to my crib started my mind in the penis
I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis
I had her coochy juicy
She had my head gooey
When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said
CHeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!!!
Thats all you heard when I pushed it (yaaaaayyyy)
The phsycho's no joke
and Thats no bullsh**
I made her come
Like niagra falls
Bam! Bam! Bam!
With my viagra balls
Its like that baby
She scratched my back crazy
Who stroked that a** to sleep
My n***a Pat Blazy
She said (snoring oy oy oy)
(pitfight pitfight) (from the back)(saga continues)(sleep with me)(bring them
belts right here)
This was a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent
(Patrick Blazy) (chickens down here ya know)(yellow claw)(yeah now I ain't
playin with y'all come on now my n***a Pat Blazy(big swinger)no good)(Fly away)