Flew in from Miami-Krk, Larz, Kliff, and me
Whipping dance of dead last nite
On the way the paper bag wuz on my knee
Couldn't even hit the lightz
We're blackened the U.S.S.R
Krk, Kliff, me, and Larz-ohhh
Blackened the U.S.S.R
Been away too f**in' long so we trashed the place
fu*k YEAH!! It'z good to be back home
d**h to Mother Earth and the human race
Just as long the beer'z got foam
We're blackened the U.S.S.R
Krk, Kliff, me, and Larz-woah-ohhh
Blackened the U.S.-
Blackened the U.S.-
Blackened the U.S.S.R
Well, the Ukraine booze really knockz me out
All you see iz in obscurity
And Moscow vodka makes me scream and shout
And Georgia'z got the d-d-darkest p-p-p-p-potency!-NEVER
WOO-OA-AH! Decadence remainz and there is no doubt
That we'll cauze your hearing harm
Let me hear the flying-Vz a-ringing out
Oh, fu*k NO! My beer is warm
OHHHHHHH, LET ME TELL YOU, LEMMY
YEAH, I'M BLACKENED!! BLACKENED