Verse
Guess what it's that time of year again
My birthday's here, it's about to begin
Pile in the car we're going to Como
Someone should record, this could be a promo
About to hop from place to place
This is a game of endurance not a race
We make it to the first place they let em all know
They think they'll get me dizzy running for the door
If there's one thing I can do, I can drink
Taking all the shots down better not blink
Once I start I don't plan to stop
Friends and family going until we drop
Hook
Better watch out we're coming to your town
Getting so f**ed up, we're acting like clowns
Lets party and burn it to the ground
Won't be surprised if we're banned from this town. x2
Verse
Next place we hit up, is the dance club
Letting the ladies dance, then off to the pub
Women all around me buying me shots
Whispering in my ear thickening up the plot
The party's getting bigger the longer that we stay
I'm rarely about business, I'd rather just play
Moving to the floor drunk I wanna dance
Music's so loud its got me in a trance
Everywhere I'm lookin' the women are on the grind
Got me all twisted, lost in my dirty mind
Nights going so well I don't want it to end
Having such a blast lets make the rules bend
Hook x2
Verse
Visions all blurry, stumbling out the car
Making our way up to the strip bar
Looking so young they be pulling my I.D
Minds so blown I can barely see
Tasting all the shots bitter and crude
Feeling all faded got me in the mood
Looking all around seeing a** and titties
Ready to bang my hammer like a smithy
Next thing I know I'm on the stage in a seat
Girls all come out, then I got my a** beat
There's nowhere else that I'd rather be
Feeling all special, come sit on daddy's knee
Hook x4