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Bars like a tavern, might star learning mandarin
Or spark a war, a**a**inate a presidential candidate
Terrorist of rap, bombs strapped on mic stands
And stands full of fans screamin' runnin' for the exit
Cause I'm k**in' y'all softly, use a pillow as a weapon
Reppin' '77, We at that 7-Eleven
Buying supply like Campbell's soup and you dudes is softer than Tevin, Campbell
Let me ramble like my last name was goof
Uhkyuk to these lames that think they Winnie The Pooh
They are not getting honey in my neck of the woods
Yet their heads stuck in the pot. Their vision is getting blocked
See me, eye to eye? Well that's a lie you guys
My eyes are in my pocket. All I see is my wallet
It's empty as my name is. Non-cents, I am changeless
Money lookin' funny, I'm seriously trying to change this
But I'm lazy, apathetic, a pathetic waste of space
I take naps, a then I rap, and then I hibernate for days
I'm a slacker and a bear, no, reason to get scared
Cause I'm chillin' in my cave until everybody's extinct