Baby's liquored up and she's talkin' to my friends
About this, that and nothin' then she starts it all again
Head like a powder keg with hair that's on fire
She's lookin' for a s**er, Lord she found another buyer
Ape-breath, sudden d**h ~ sittin' on the bar
Grabbin' every bu*t she sees no matter who you are
yellin' at the cops - now she's goin' too far
She just blew her lunch in my new car!
She's allllllllllll liquored up
My baby's all liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
Lord how'd she get so liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
She smiles like a reptile and her lips are razor thin
Her legs are made of jello but her voice can rip your skin
To hide her potty mouth she hikes her skirt above her head
The whole Seventh Fleet is checkin' out her spread
Foul gas, shot gla** stuck to her snout
In everybody's business don't care what it's about
Rum, gin, anything, now it's Guinness Stout
The whole club's prayin' that she finally pa**es out
She's allllllllllll liquored up
My baby's so liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
She said she'd be the designated driver!
She's allllllllllll liquored up
Foul gas, shot gla** stuck to her snout
In everybody's business don't care what it's about
Rum, gin, anything, now it's Guinness Stout
The whole club's prayin' that she finally pa**es out
She's allllllllllll liquored up
My baby's all liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
and normally a very nice girl, but...
She's allllllllllll liquored up
How-how-how-how-how-how liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
Wuh, wuh, wuh-I'm outta here!
She's allllllllllll liquored up