I have never been more ready in my entire life to do this right now Never It's all been leading up to this moment All right now, right here My whole life We've got rhyme selection in a wide array J'ai des bonbons pour vous, mangez The party people scream "Oui, oui, c'est vrai!" 'cause I got a remote for my b-day A.D.R.O.C.K. I use the microphone like Pica**o used clay Down with freckles from around the bay Peace to Bambaataa and Jazzy Jay I rock on the mic from here to Bombay I give it my best to say come what may 'Cause everybody's got their dues to pay I'm looking sideways like my man Pele Getting' on like Ali Boom ba yay So fed up with racism today Time to speak up and not turn away Make the sun shine when it's cloudy and gray Dip dip dive, so-socialize Open up your ears and clean out your eyes If you learn to love you're in for a surprise It could be nice to be alive I'm talking doody rhymes to a brand new height I shine on the mic like UltraBite Created a monster with these rhymes I write Goatee metal rap please say goodnight Now here's a little song that you might not like My DJ's name is Mix Master Mike It's a real pity that you people gotta bite But I can understand 'cause he sounds so nice Reading you the news 'cause I'm Country Mike Use a microphone like Shazaam uses tights
Try to keep clear of that hate and spite So I keep my mind still like the still of night Now who in the world do you want to fight It's against the system that we should unite h*mophobics ain't alright If you learn to love then you might love life Dip dip dive, so-socialize Open up your ears and clean out your eyes If you learn to love you're in for a surprise It could be nice to be alive Bringing back that old New York Rap Now you can shuffle numbers but facts is facts So many billionaires while so many lack So before the poor decides to react Come on party people and share up your stack Now, I'm a break it down to the bra** tacks Do the Biz Mark dance and the cabbage patch You try to turn the key but you broke the latch Sneak into my files for some rhymes to snatch I'd like to have a say on the income tax Don't want to help build bombs and that's the fact No money for health care so what's the catch The man got you locked with no key to the latch Mike and Adam have got my back You bring the mic and we'll bring the rap Turn on the P.A. and rock your shack Don't smoke Cheeba, can't stand crack Dip dip dive, so-socialize Open up your ears and clean out your eyes If you learn to love you're in for a surprise It could be nice to be alive